Saturday's Premier League action was so boring it was almost exciting - especially if you love stats.
We try to work out if this weekend included the dullest day in the competition's history.
Elsewhere, Hull achieve a penalty record, Sunderland spend so long in the drop zone they're receiving the post there and a look at how Arsenal's north London dominance is older than Dele Alli.
If you weren't across Saturday's 15:00 BST games. you didn't miss much.
Whatever you were up to, it was probably more interesting than sitting through four games with only two goals between them.